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JerkClock

Age/Gender: 27, Male
Location: Jerk'sville voidsa
Job: jerk

I'm Jerk Clock!!!! HAHAHAHA

Newgrounds Stats

Sign-Up Date:
5/6/04

Level: 36
Aura: Evil

Rank: Sup. Commander
Blams: 5,727
Saves: 24,274
Rank #: 159

Exp. Points: 14,280 / 14,390
Exp. Rank #: 554
Voting Pow.: 7.77 votes

BBS Posts: 1,475 (0.72 per day)
Flash Reviews: 36
Music Reviews: 1
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0

JerkClock

Supreme commander reached

Posted by JerkClock Apr. 8, 2008 @ 7:14 PM EDT

The torture is over. I've reached supreme commander. Now I don't have to keep checking the portal anymore.

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JerkClock quits wikigrounds

Posted by JerkClock Feb. 18, 2008 @ 11:24 AM EST

Well if KemCab doesn't want me enforcing the rules, I'll just leave. I'm not going to hold a grudge over it though, I just see no point trying to help out anymore if I'm not being allowed to. I'll probably still lurk T3h party's forums on occasion though.

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JerkClock

Wikigrounds reaches 100 articles

Posted by JerkClock Feb. 3, 2008 @ 11:34 AM EST

And with your help, it can grow bigger. There's a lot of things that still need documentation, so don't beafraid to sign up. When you DO sign up however, you absolutely MUST PM KemCab and let him know what your wikigrounds alias is so that he can validate you. This is just for security reasons to prevent another DOS attack like the last one the inclusivedisjunction carried out.

The url is here:

http://wikigrounds.org/wiki/index.php?
title=Main_Page

Update- You may now also PM me, as I now have permission to validate members.

Updated: 02/07/08 11:04 PM 0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
JerkClock

Socom Squad, wikigrounds wants you

Posted by JerkClock Dec. 31, 2007 @ 1:26 AM EST

You guys did an excellent job before inclusivedisjunction DOS attacked the site. Measures have been put in to stop him from doing it again and KemCab is looking into making a criminal case. In the meantime, we want you guys back. The rebuilding is going great, and with your help it can go even better.

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In memory of my friend Thomas

Posted by JerkClock Dec. 18, 2007 @ 1:54 PM EST

*Thomas sits there in the living room playing Godfather on his PS2, suddenly:

Thomas Fuck!....Fuck fuck FUCK!!!!!......Fuck!

Jay: Yeah that's what she said

Thomas: Shut the fuck up Jay!!!!

Jay: What's wrong?

Thomas: 10 guys.......10 GUYS!!!!! They come out of NOWHERE!!!!!

Thomas: They don't exist!

Thomas: Just as SOON as I go in the warehouse, there they are!

Thomas: They kill me with one shot, that's imPOSSible!!!!!!!

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JerkClock

Wikigrounds is picking up

Posted by JerkClock Dec. 1, 2007 @ 8:51 AM EST

And thus far it has proven to be a good source of info, unlike en.dumbfuckipedia.org. In fact, the way it's going, it's destined to become every bit as good as the homestarrunner wiki. Which while not perfect, is a very good source of info, and is actually pro information. For more info see here:

http://wikigrounds.org/wiki/index.php?
title=Main_Page

Remember that we aren't anti-information dumbasses like the admins on Jimbo Wales' site. We actually want as much info as possible documented. The only thing we ask is that it have some relevance to Newgrounds itself, being that it IS a newgrounds wiki.

Edit- We also don't revert edits of constructive users without explanation. We're pretty light-headed about what even gets reverted in the first place in fact being that we're pro-information, but suffice to say if you're trying to help you won't get your edits removed with, "Reverted edit of _____, changed back to last version by_____." So don't be afraid to add anything.

Updated: 12/01/07 9:56 AM 4 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
JerkClock

So.............

Posted by JerkClock Jul. 20, 2007 @ 3:05 AM EDT

Must be bored if you looked up my profile eh?

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